Halloween prep

Party is tomorrow. Time to make sure nothing's been left out.

• Take up trousers so they actually fit my short ass


• Iron trousers so they don't look like crap


• Dye hair a rather unattractive shade of black


• Take lint roller to every square picometer of my jacket


• Take lint roller to every square picometer of my overcoat


• Find my fucking tie


• Finish constructing fabulous scarf (I have about eight more rows to go)


• Maybe try to find a better shirt than the blue one


• If finding a better shirt fails to happen, attempt to come up with a way to make this one work and still get my point across


• Find out if there will be alcohol at this party


• If there will be alcohol at this party, work out plans for the night so we don't wind up trying to drive home on the I-5 bridge after a few drinks